Since the dawn of the autoflowering age, this booming technology has evolved at a startling rate. Now that Positronics Seeds, the final authority on high-powered cannabis seeds, has taken the plunge and created three of the most fabulous AutoFems to ever leave anyone red-eyed and cotton-mouthed, autoflowering cannabis seeds have finally earned the street cred that they deserve!

To make sure you’re left in a complete state of shock and awe after trying one of Positronics Seeds new autoflowering cannabis seeds, each strain has been carefully crafted from this legendary breeder’s exclusive gene pool and ran through one of the most extensive testing programs on the planet. It’s like a mini-boot camp for feminized seeds!

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MayDay Express – Positronics’ Very First Automatic!

MayDay Express proves that autoflowering cannabis seeds aren’t shrinking violets! This high-powered bean consistently measures in at 15% THC with 100-gram yields and a 65-day finish inside. Outside, she’s just as fast making multiple goes a good possibility for any climate. How about that for some awesome shit!

• 15% THC – 100 Gram Yields – 65 Days from Seed
• Refreshing Lemon Flavours & Aromas
• Short, Fast & Stealthy – Perfect for the Urban Guerrilla

If you’re collection MayDay Express outside, you’ll never forget when to start. Positronics recommends near the beginning of May. Get it?

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Afghan Express – It’s Like a Dreamy Magic Carpet Ride of THC Goodness!

This autoflowering cannabis seed has just a hair less power than MayDay Express, but the yields are twice as big and the effects are dreamy! If you’re looking for booze-free intoxication, catch a fast ride on monster-sized Afghan Express, Positronics’ largest automatic.

• Afghan/Lowryder 2 Hybrid
• Up to 200 Grams Per Seed in Any Environment
• 12% THC – 70-Day Finish

As you would expect, Afghan Express tastes pretty much like hash, but this strain adds a little sophistication to that classic flavour with notes of honey and leather. Pleasant and relaxing with reasonable highs that don’t take over your life, Afghan Express is guaranteed to please even the pickiest midnight toker!

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Critical Express – Well on Its Way to Becoming a Best Seller!

Don’t wait too long to get a few Critical Express Autoflowering Cannabis Seeds! Trust us when we say all you have to do to completely sell out is add “Critical” to the name, but this bean is everything you’re looking for and then some. Critical Express is strong, fast, large, tasty, and delightfully smelly – and it’ll pop your top in a New York minute! What else do you need?

• Critical Mass Meets Lowryder 2
• 12% THC – 100 Gram Yields – 65-Day Cycles
• Energizing Critical Aroma & Lingering Fruity Flavours

Positronics’ Critical Express relaxes the body and the mind without locking you to the couch. This is the perfect smoke when you need a little relief but still need to make things happen. Enjoy!

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Don’t Spoil the Ride! Buy Your Positronics Express Autoflowering Seeds from the Rhino!

If you’re sold on Positronics Seeds’ new line of autoflowering cannabis seeds, enjoy the ride even more by buying your new beans from Rhino Seeds! The Rhino has personally negotiated the best prices on these A-1 marijuana seeds, but he never stops making the experience better for his greedy herd!

Here are even more ways the Rhino keeps the grass greener on his side of the fence:

• Feedback Giveback Refund Program – Give the Rhino a little love (or hate) on the customer testimonial page and get a chance to win a full refund for your last order no matter how much you spent.
• Buy Some Good Karma –If you believe in what goes around comes around, you can buy some good karma with every order by making a small charitable donation.

What are you waiting for? These beans don’t screw around & neither should you. Get off your as* & order some Positronics’ Autoflowering Cannabis Seeds!