Puzzled by the completely empty contents of your shopping basket? Here's what could have happened along with the Rhino-recommended solution for each dilemma:
Problem 1: Rhino Seeds can't keep up with the bionic speed of your clicking finger.
The Rhino's Recommendation: Chillax, dude! And slow the f*ck down.
Problem 2: You just think you put weed seeds in your basket.
The Rhino's Recommendation: Step away from the pipe!
Problem 3: What's a basket?
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If you did everything right, you'll end up on this page time and time again. Only you'll see actual cannabis seeds in your basket instead of this drivel.
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