Revv Up That Wheelchair - You're About to Get Krippled!
These Are, Without a Doubt, the Craziest Seeds Ever!
Dr Krippling has settled in & things are heating up on Gloucester Street! The UK's never seen fire like this insanely good line of 100% feminized & fully autoflowering seeds. Nothing else even comes close!
Going All Out? Get The Incredible Bulk & Make It Happen!
- Highly Sought-After Strains
- Maximum Yield - Insane Power
- Outrageous Aromas & Flavours
- Feminized & Autoflowering Seeds
- Created by Europe's Best Breeders
Afghan Cow has enough yield to choke a very stoned horse with up to 850 gr/m2 inside or 1300 gr/seed outside. This one's beefy!
- Calm Mental Effects - Meditative
- 8 to 9 Weeks of Finish Inside
Blue Kripple is a potent 85% Indica with 800 gr/m2 yields inside & up to 1300 gr/seed outside! This is a certified couchlocker that'll leave you totally baked.
- Intense Smell - Very Strong
- 7 to 8 Week Finish Inside
First time? No need to worry! Dr Krippling's got your back with their super-easy, extra-potent, high-yielding Bud Bud Bling Tingz. These crystals are triple stacked!
- Delhi Friend X Blueberry
- 90% Indica - A Real Knockout!
Blue Kripple got it on with Incredible Bulk Auto to create this new automatic monster. Depending on how you do it, this bean can go all the way to 800 grams in just 6 weeks!
- 7 Weeks Inside with 280 to 750 gr/m2
- 6-10 Weeks Outside with 200 to 800 gr/seed
To complete their collection, Dr Krippling created this rare 100% Sativa based on 3 incredible Haze strains with a flavour & aroma that's even better than the energetic high!
- Amnesia Haze X Kali Mist X G13 Haze
- Up to 800 gr/m2 Inside, 1400 gr/seed Outside
Chemdog Millionaire is a priceless cannabis gem inside or out, but she reaches her true potential of 1 Kilo/seed inside a greenhouse. Highs are strong, long-lasting & multi-dimensional.
- Medium Heights with Lots of Branches
- 8 to 9 Week Finishes Inside - Packed with Flavour!
Dr Krippling's Choc-Matic Auto pairs the legendary power of Black Domina with Critical Mass's astonishing yields for the perfect, chocolate-flavoured combination!
- Finishes in 80 Days or Less from Seed
- Can Get Tall - 16% THC
Chocolate Orange Auto is a must-have! In just 60 days, this baby can go all the way to 450 gr/m2 featuring a smooth creamy flavour with a zing of orange zest.
- Very High Quality - Stunning!
- Easy to Manage - Short Heights
Delhi Friend is a real beast with massive yields, extra-thick resin & a true couchlocking stone. Ready to meet your new best bud? Order now!
- Thick, Hashy Smell & Endless Crystals
- 95% Indica, 800 gr/m2 Yields, 6 to 8 Weeks
Dr Krippling enhanced classic Northern Lights Auto to bring you an even better version of this legendary indoor strain. Dizzy Lights Auto only needs 75 Days!
- Extra-Thick Crystals - Hash Friendly!
- Up to 45 gr/seed Inside - 1.5 Meters
Ganj of New York is a NYCD X Black Diesel mix with intense aromas, perfect bud formation & a stunning 19% THC level. Killer yields are a welcome bonus!
- Sour & Tangy - Delicious!
- Loves SOG - Beginner Friendly
As part of Dr Krippling's highly esteemed Triple G line, this Grand Heft Auto X GSC X Gelato mix is crushing it with high yields, fast finishes and a delicious flavour that'll make you say: Please Sir, Can I have another!
- Code Named GGG #3 Automatic
- Up to 80 gram Yield - Each!
Not only does Gorilla Infested Gelato taste great, she's got a strong, long-lasting high with a sensual edge that'll make you want to be touched all over. Ready to give her a whirl?
- Affectionately Known as GGG #2
- Finishes in Just 8 Weeks, 100 gr/seed Yields
Grand Heft Auto is a magnificent strain, going off like a nuclear bomb in the last two weeks. Prepare now for rock-hard explosions of trich-encrusted buds!
- Up to 60 gr/seed Inside, 100 gr/seed Outside
- Over & Done in 80 Days or Less from Seed
In just 8 weeks from seed, this Grand Heft Auto X GG#4 X GSC triple cross will go totally insane, reaching a massive 115 gr/seed yield made up of giant colas totally engulfed in resin. Yeah, boy!
- Also Known As GGG #1 Seeds
- Very High THC - Satisfying Highs
This raging AutoFem will explode right before your very eyes, going from mild speck to a towering monster bristling with rock-hard buds. Buy now & release the beast!
- Yields Can Go as High as 650 gr/m2 Inside
- Outside, 100 gr/seed Can Happen!
With this kind of power, there's no reason not to cut down the time with a high-performance AutoFem like Jumping Black Dash. This one's the shiznit!
- Rocky & Dense without any Fluff
- 80 to 85 Day Finishes Inside
The power is immense & the yields are massive - that makes every single Kripple Roulette Seed a bona fide winner. Order yours today!
- Inside: 6/7 weeks for 400 to 750 gr/m2
- Outside: September for 700 to 1000 gr/seed
Shockingly good, this 100% feminized seed combines Critical Mass bulk with Shark Shock power & Cream Caramel's gourmet flavour. Wicked good!
- Amazing All-Day Smoke
- 90% Indica with up to 1200 gr/seed!
The clear Blueberry flavour is soft & smooth, but there's nothing gentle about Krippleberry Auto's righteous high. It shoots right past chill & heads directly to baked!
- Tight, Dense, Compact & Resinous
- Intense Aroma, 16% THC, 60 Days